You Are A Hazelnut Tree

You're a charmer with a killer sense of humor. You are very demanding, but you can also be very understanding. No matter what, you always make a lasting impression - you're quite popular. Passionate, you are an active fighter for social causes and politics. In general, you are moody, honest, a perfectionist, and very sexual.

You Are A Cypress Tree

You are strong, adaptable, and striving to be content. You're good at taking what life has to give - even if you don't like it. A passionate lover who can't be satisfied, you are quick tempered at times. You hate loneliness, want love and affection, and need to be needed. A bit of a live wire, you love to gain knowledge any cost... and you can be careless at times.

You Are A Fir Tree

You love anything beautiful, and you have extraordinary taste. And while it's hard for you to trust, you care deeply for those close to you. You are a social butterfly, and you have many friends. You handle stress well - and you are a master at relaxing after a hard day. Overall, you are modest, talented, unselfish, and very reliable.

We picked out the look of the invitations today. Our friend, Greg works for a printer and is doing our invites for free. How cool is that? They are going to be very pretty. He’s going to make up some fliers with all the info on them and a picture of me and Brian on them. So we sat for him to take our picture. It was fun, though I hate having my picture taken for sure. Or maybe I just hate looking at myself. Actually, here lately, when I have seen myself in mirrors or pictures, I have thought, hey I don’t look all that bad. I mean, yeah, I’m kinda heavy but still and all, I don’t look ugly or anything. I think I look ok. Sure, I’d like to be thinner and be able to walk around and all but as far as looks go, I’m not ugly. Yep, I’ve got a great ASS!!!!or at least a fat one! Lol
Damn, I think I got that cold Shawn had all last week. But maybe not, it may just be allergies that are getting to me. I’m having a little problem taking a breath in. I’ll probably have to use my inhaler, yes, I think that is a good idea. Wish I would have thought of it last night, maybe I would feel better today, ya think?
I will never ever, ever get married again! This is the last time I ever do this! Too, too much stress! What color do you want this, what color do you want that? You can do this but not that? Where do you want to put it all? How many guests and how many chairs and tables? Do you want flowers? And what kind and color of flowers? What time will everything be? Who’s going to say what and when are they going to say it? Why do people do this? Is there an emoticon showing me pulling my hair out?
It’s a good thing I ain’t planning on getting a divorce at anytime soon. This is it for me, I don’t want anyone else but Brian and if for some crazy reason this doesn’t work out, well, I ain’t ever gonna get married again. In fact, I probably would remain single for the rest of my life and wouldn’t ever let another man live in my space. I love Brian so much and the best part is I trust him with my life, with my everything. He is my best friend and I am his. I don’t need anyone else in the world but him. It’s such a great feeling, so satisfying, and peaceful. He accepts me just the way I am and I accept him just the way he is. We fit together so very well. When we first got together I had a vision of us. We were like spirits entwined together, having so much fun, flying all over the place, teasing each other and playing and chasing each other around. It just felt so very right, like never before in my life. The colors were all blues and greens and so beautiful as the two of our spirits played with one another. At times we looked as if we were only one spirit and at other times we looked like two beautiful spirits wrapping around and around each other. The two spirits looked like they were having a great time, like they were finally free and had finally found each other and they were so happy. I know it was mine and Brian’s spirits showing me how they felt, how we felt.
And they say you can’t find a good man to marry you in a bar. Hell, my Mom and Dad met in a bar and so did Brian and I. I guess if it was good enough for my Mom, then it’s good enough for me! Lol
So, now I have a question for you all. Have you ever been kicked out of a bar? I know Lucy has, but what about the rest of you guys? Me? I have to say, yes! And not just once either, twice! The first time was back in the ‘70s. I was dancing and all the guys were loving it but this little skinny chick that was the bartender didn’t like it and she kicked me out. I was drunk and I cussed her out too. I think she was jealous of me. Lol The second time was Brian’s fault. We were at a bar listening to a band play a really good song and Brian put his head down on my shoulder and we closed our eyes for like a minute or two. Brian hadn’t even finished his first beer and the bouncer comes over and tells us we have to leave. He said Brian was sleeping on the table and that’s not allowed. He wasn’t sleeping but the guy wouldn’t listen to us or any of our friends that were there either so we got kicked out. That time I wasn’t even drinking and wasn’t drunk, damn. It’s pretty bad when you get kicked out of a bar and you’re not even drunk, ain’t it? What can I say? That place sucks anyway, damn sports bar.
I haven’t done my Friday Fun Facts yet. Let’s see, what can I come up with here.
1. I once took Roller Skating in College for a Physical Ed. Credit.
2. I took belly dancing lessons back in the ‘70s.
3. I took ballet when I was about 7 or 8 years old.
4. I was in my Senior class play. The play was called “Pillow Talk”. I played a funny maid.
5. I got a new toy to play with......a wireless mouse for my laptop
I need to write all those facts in my 100 things about me. That way I can look there and tell what I’ve already put in my Friday facts before. That way I can know it I need to come up with new ones later on.
I’m gonna go see what’s up with everybody. I’m so behind on everything but I did do my bills and I have filed my Mom’s taxes At least I’ve gotten that all done and now I can play a little Have a great day, everybody!!

We went to Opal, Va today to take my dress and Brian’s tuxedo to the tye-dye shop to start the process. Opal is in northern VA, up next to Warrenton and Manassas, Va. Lot of civil war stuff everywhere up there. Big old houses, some of them have been restored and are beautiful and many others are kinda falling down. They look haunted, just as the land itself looks too. You can almost see the men as they move across the green lush fields to fight for their own way of life, their own beliefs and customs. The Southern way of living. The country life, quiet, no crowds, green valley’s, dark forests, horses and cows. The area is not as country as it used to be. There are lots more people, lots more houses and lots more cars, everywhere.
We had a nice day today. Lots of wonderful sunshine and a warm breeze blowing gently made our little day trip very enjoyable. It was nice to just be a passenger and get to see the scenery some. The Dogwoods, the Weeping Cherries, the Lilacs, the Redbuds, and the wisterias were all in their finest blossoms, in shades of red, pink, purple and white. We passed a field full of bright yellow flowers, probably ragweed or goldenrod. I’m allergic to those but today they didn’t even bother me and they were so pretty.
We are just a bit disappointed with our trip though. The lady that is doing the tye-dying said there would be no problem doing my dress but unfortunately she thinks the tuxedo is not going to work. We think the tuxedo is made with polyester and that just won’t do for tye-dying. That really sucks but Brian is going to wear a tye-dyed tuxedo shirt with the white tuxedo and his patchwork pants. He has a multi-colored cat in the hat or top hat kind of hat to wear too. I got a nice cloth to use for the altar too.
To be honest, I may kill Brian before we can get married. He is driving me crazy I am the one who always wants to plan ahead and reserve things and buy things early and all but he is just driving me nuts. He is so stressed about everything, money, when is everything going to get done, when are you going to call this person or that person, you need to get up and get things done OMG, I’m gonna kill him if he doesn’t back off of me soon Just kidding.